[Mr.Buttocks]

I'm half-expecting the female chav that was captured to come out with a tale about how she was gangraped by her Iranian captors, and had her 12 week old child/foetus (a pregnancy which she had found out about just minutes before she left on the mission) ripped from her womb by the hand of Ahmadinejad himself.

Blair will have to come up with something to save face. He'll probably get the CIA to fly her off to Morocco, so that she can be tortured until she co-operates.