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Kurt Angle: dunno, I think he just retired because of injuries and personal problems. People actually thought Angle was getting close to suicide because of all his personal problems (wife divorced him, all his injuries, painkiller use, etc)

Brock Lesnar: He quit wrestling to try out for the Minnesota Vikings of the NFL. He made the team, but was cut in mini-camp. I think he went to wrestle in Japan. Or he could be jacking off into some shrubbery as we speak. idk.

RVD: dunno. I think he got in trouble for drugs.

The Rock: Easy enough, he left wrestling to make movies. He's never coming back to wrestling. He left WWE years ago.

Big Show: dunno. He's probably got health problems

Goldberg: I think he quit WWE after a year. I think he was going to wrestle in Japan. He's probably jacking off into the shrubbery with Brock.