[Innoxx]

Meh! stupid things i've done under the influence (gotta love euphemisms): Light my pants on fire(even now i still can't grow any new hair on my left leg), smash my head on a copressor, jump out of a moving car, slept with a wookie(no, not ballwook i only dream...), lighted my arm on fire, got my lip pierced, smashed my head on a wielding machine, got pistol whipped with a paintball gun, puked on many different people many on many different occaisions, tried running from the cops(BIG mistake), and last but not least, ran around naked through a closed golf course.

Stupid things i've done while not under the influence: Made out with a wookie (gotta love losing a bet eh?).... that is all.