Cool essay, apparently to kill a zombie you have to decapitate it. I suggest getting all the hottest girls on campus & doing them in da azz before the zombies get them. Then go & get some body armour from the football team so the zombies can't get to you that easily. Then get a hockeystick perhaps to hit them in the head with. Naturally one would have to rally the troops/students & create a strongpoint with the college flag & old glory flying over the barricades.
Or you could just phone your local National Guard unit? When I was a student I was in the Navy Reserve so I'd just go get my boarding team & a few SA80s
11-03-2007, 08:13 AM
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