[Captain Bunny]

Ever thought that the straight white male, is the only person in the world you can call them what they are, without having a protest march about discrimination the next day.

Hey, youre black! - protest from black people

Hey, youre a lesbian - big butch females marching about harping on about womens rights.

hey, youre a woman - protest about sexism

hey youre gay - a gay parade

hey, youre a [insert religion here] - religous protest spilling stuff about how weve sinned.

hey, youre a straight white male - yeah so i am, what about it?

hmm. I like being a straight white male. nothing fazes us.