[Madmartagen]

Put a hole in your mattress and fill it with oatmeal. Youre all set... biggrin:

[Maplegyver]

i read in a maxim
if your c0k can fit in a toilrt roll its normal

[Pvt.Pinhead]

It must be a big toilet paper roll....REALLY BIG!

[Unknown_Sniper]

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":355f0]It must be a big toilet paper roll....REALLY BIG![/quote:355f0]
agreed. I could tear it some the nstick it in but no way am I goign ot fit in one as it comes out of the bag. too fucking small.

[ninty]

length or width? oOo: oOo: oOo:

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

Draw a pic of a nekkid woman on sum paper then cut a hole where the pu$$y is meant to be & shove it in there. rock:

[Unknown_Sniper]

Originally Posted by ninty9

length or width? oOo: oOo: oOo:

im going width. lenght no problem I poke out the other end but width. Uh uh no way I like the skin on my cock I dont want it cut off by cardboard.

[Maplegyver]

offtopic:
i need to know how to masturbate oOo:

[Sgt. Paine]

Originally Posted by maple

offtopic:
i need to know how to masturbate oOo:

go die.

[Maplegyver]

you first cock mop

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

How do jews do it w/ no 4skin?

That's always intrigued me, the head is so sensitive, thats what the 4skin is there for to protect it so u don't rip it to shreds. Wtf do they do oOo:

[Maplegyver]

it heals

[Sicilian_Summers]

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":9d2d3]How do jews do it w/ no 4skin?

That's always intrigued me, the head is so sensitive, thats what the 4skin is there for to protect it so u don't rip it to shreds. Wtf do they do oOo:[/quote:9d2d3]

Hand cream?

[ninty]

Do you want me to tae a picture?

[bukdez]

Originally Posted by Vance

But you can't control your hand when it's asleep... mwah:

good question.... if you are right handed, you sit on your left hand, then when it is sleeping you grab the left wrist with your right arm(the awake one...) and go to it, get it?....lol....