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Default 09-10-2005, 11:28 AM

who was the guy who made a thread several years ago about his friend catching him beating off right when jizzed? was it Buck?



  
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Default 09-10-2005, 11:30 AM

Nah it was buck walking in on his mate jacking off in his room.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:43 PM

Never been caught... I have ritauls and to many percautions to prevent such a scarring event.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:52 PM

i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:55 PM

ive never been caught almost tho ive came close like 3 times
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:55 PM

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i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:
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Go to bedroom, lock bedroom door, load up whacking material of choice, drop pants and whack it. ed:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 01:12 PM

I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.


  
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Default 09-10-2005, 04:00 PM

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I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.
rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 04:02 PM

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I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.
rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.

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Default 09-10-2005, 04:08 PM

My little brother was like 9 when he walked down stairs and was getting a bj.....lucky she was under the covers...I was like did you find it...and she grabbed some shit from the side of the bed and was like YEP RIGHT HERe and came back up...


My dad walked down on me once too when I was like 13 or 14....Victoria Secret Catalog rock:


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Default 09-10-2005, 04:16 PM

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i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:
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Go to bedroom, lock bedroom door, load up whacking material of choice, drop pants and whack it. ed:
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Default 09-10-2005, 04:18 PM

Never got caught yet.


  
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Default 09-10-2005, 05:11 PM

no tv?! just use your imagination! oOo:
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 05:32 PM

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Never got caught yet.
same. I only do it after everyone is asleep or away.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 05:34 PM

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Never got caught yet.
same. I only do it after everyone is asleep or away.
bingo, though im fucking aware...like if i hear the ground rattle avbove me i stop andlisten to make sure it aint peeps comin downstairs.


  
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