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one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.
  
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Default 04-11-2006, 02:24 PM

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one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.
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Default 04-11-2006, 02:34 PM

I went to school with one.
  
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Default 04-11-2006, 02:46 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":71d55]
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one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.
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Default 04-11-2006, 03:47 PM

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one day these jehova's witnesses came to my door and asked for my aunt (its her house), i told her, and I quote, "The old lady who lives here? I think shes down in the basement, in the cooler. Want to come inside for some tea?"

they left. how fucking rude.
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you're right, i made that up so you could think more of me.[/quote:5865c]

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Default 04-11-2006, 03:49 PM

I just don't answer the door.


  
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Default 04-11-2006, 04:41 PM

my friend from high school is a JW. Since I moved to NH ive only seen them once and I let my dog answer the door. They left rather quickly.
  
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Default 04-11-2006, 10:40 PM

I usually answer the door in my boxers and invite them in. Of course they never accept my offer.


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Default 04-11-2006, 11:01 PM

I just don't answer the door. They've only come to my house maybe 3 times in my life time.

My friend always moons them through the side window and they leave.


  
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Default 04-12-2006, 01:06 AM

I can't really see through my door so I have to open it and find out who's there. Jehova's and others don't bother me much - I just say I'm Baptist, or Jewish or Muslim or something and I've never had any of them take it further than that.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 03:18 AM

I usually just open the door and initiate urination. Sometimes i do it without my pants on.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 09:58 AM

yeah, i don't see why everyone is so mean to them, I usually just don't answer the door. Sure, that's rude, but not as bad as some stuff they get.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 10:04 AM

I had to kick this one old Jehove out of our university residence. He told one of the guys that his grandfather was burning in hell.

I didn't think the old fucker knew how much danger he was in.


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Default 04-12-2006, 11:29 AM

I just tell them I am not interested and to go away, dont come back.









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