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I'm cut....anyone need a replacement fan-belt to suit...say, a Mustang? cool:
  
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[quote="T.Hunter":5c0bd]i perfer the vacum cleaner w/ vasilenne[/quote:5c0bd]

I tried it. First of all it doesn't fit, and secondly I have a beam that will suck the paint off the side of a house.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:18 PM

put a condom on and cut a hole in a watermelon , that nicely fits your beef bus girth. then plow away. plus afterwards you can cut your bitch open and eat her rock:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:48 PM

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The first rule of masturbation club is you do not talk about masturbation club....

The second rules of masturbation club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION CLUB


  
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Default 02-19-2004, 12:57 AM

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Default 02-19-2004, 07:39 AM

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FUCKEN rock:
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:19 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":8835d]
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Do you like phil collins? Most ppl think that the song pseu-pseu - pseudio was his best work. I disagree. *bateman tries out different implements to kill bitch with* rock:
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 01:48 PM

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