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Default 03-03-2005, 12:04 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":50195]Q) What did the Latino say when two houses fell on him?

A) "Get off me, homes.."[/quote:50195]

lmfao... you're killing me here!!!!... +1 for all the jokes you posted on the last page...
  
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Default 03-03-2005, 01:54 PM

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firetruck doesn't really rhyme with duck....The last syllable, sure, but otherwise.... hake:
Yeah but it's a fun one for your teachers.
  
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Default 03-03-2005, 02:02 PM

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firetruck doesn't really rhyme with duck....The last syllable, sure, but otherwise.... hake:
Yeah but it's a fun one for your teachers.
we always told that joke as: "what starts with F and ends in UCK? - Firetruck"...
  
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Default 03-03-2005, 02:14 PM

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


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Default 03-03-2005, 02:58 PM

what does wife stand for.......



















washing, ironing, fucking, etc hake:


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 03-03-2005, 03:17 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":6c2dd]what does wife stand for.......








washing, ironing, fucking, etc hake:[/quote:6c2dd]

hake? Don't say that all the housewives on here will be offended. calmdown:
  
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Default 03-03-2005, 06:05 PM

my girlfriend called me a pedophile, i said thats a big word for a 6 year old.

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