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Default 07-30-2004, 11:57 AM
I still find it a little awkward to piss sitting down with a boner.
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 11:57 AM
it pokes the wall of the toilet
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 11:58 AM
[quote="Mr. maple":da237]it pokes the wall of the toilet[/quote:da237]

yeah that.
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 12:22 PM
then dont sit down....
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 12:24 PM
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then dont sit down....
I can't fucking bend the entire thing backwards so I can liek squat instead to aim it to the toilet bowl.
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 12:25 PM
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I still find it a little awkward to piss sitting down with a boner.
Well, yeah it is. You gotta readjust your normal sitting position. It's no more awkward than explaining why you pissed in the aloe vera plant on top of the flush box.

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dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 05:38 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":b1c81]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:b1c81]In a public restroom?WTF where you thinking oOo:
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 05:48 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":11aaf]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:11aaf]
dane cook is the man! it was funny when he asked who invented "finger"
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 12:27 AM
rarely get morning wood. I usually get pre sex wood though. Kinda embarassing when its in a public place or like, with my girls family or something. have to hide it.
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 03:06 PM
To all you huge cock monsters on the forum, just piss out the backdoor and forget about squatting like a bitch over the bowl !!

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Default 07-31-2004, 03:11 PM
i DIScovered something,i tried it this morning...ok when u go to the bathroom life the seat u kno...then lean over...put ur hands on the top on the toilet and ur w00d should just aim into the toilet n its own...it works and its comfortable!
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 03:28 PM
omfg! get this man a cookie!
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 03:38 PM
I've leaned over the top like that and held on too...sometimes the boner has a mind of its own and doens't feel like being straight out all the time.
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 04:02 PM
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I've leaned over the top like that and held on too...sometimes the boner has a mind of its own and doens't feel like being straight out all the time.
u have to train it...give it a stroke if hes doing good,it not....look at porn and dont touch him
  
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