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Default 07-31-2004, 04:04 PM

Just break your cock. Snap that shit in half, that'll teach it.
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 04:07 PM

dave you make me sex pee in my pants.


  
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Default 07-31-2004, 08:01 PM

my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


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Default 07-31-2004, 09:23 PM

[quote="Mr. maple":9c2d4]my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


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that sir, is a penis, with a long "protrusion" off the left side of the head

a 90degree cock would look like this...

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Default 07-31-2004, 10:01 PM

You can only pee around corners that are to your right.
  
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Default 07-31-2004, 10:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by guarnere
Just break your cock. Snap that shit in half, that'll teach it.

[quote=fujimi7su]
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Originally Posted by "Mr. maple":6c90e
my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


ex:


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that sir, is a penis, with a long "protrusion" off the left side of the head

a 90degree cock would look like this...

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rofl
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 12:04 AM

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You can only pee around corners that are to your right.
Unless he does a handstand, then he could piss around a left-hand corner.. happy:
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 12:34 AM

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You can only pee around corners that are to your right.
Unless he does a handstand, then he could piss around a left-hand corner.. happy:
Lateral thinking...it's one of the things that makes aa.com great. cool:
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 08:18 AM

Get really old Buckweed and you'll never have that problem. It worked for me.



Dagnabit.
  
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