[Chronic Diarrhea]

My computer is fucking with my mind, and I don't like it. Every night, I either turn my computer off, or put it into hibernate mode. I turn my monitor off as well, not simply letting it fall into hibernate. Some mornings when I wake up, my computer is on, even though I turned it off, and my monitor is on and stuck on the manufacturer splash screen. It doesn't do this all the time. I can at least understand something triggering my computer to come back on when I put it into hibernate, but how the fuck does a computer just decide to turn on?

I'm going to unplug my computer tonight and see if it wants to turn on. I shall triumph over this Beelzebub that hath embarked upon a quest for destruction upon thine computer!