[elstatec]

short.

whats worse than 10 dead babys nailed to a tree?
.......one dead baby nailed to ten trees.

whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls...
......you can use a pitch fork to empty the truck load of dead babies...

and for the younger non mature generation....

theres these 2 muffins in the oven..
one says to the other 'holy shit its hot in here'
...then the other says 'holy shit a talking muffin'

har har har

bada bing