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saw this at another site:



The husband had just finished reading the book,
>> 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
>>
>> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
>> to his wife.
>>
>> Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now
>> on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
>> house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me
>> a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
>> my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
>> Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath
>> so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,
>> guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>>
>> His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director
>> would be my guess?!"