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Default 10-14-2005, 12:32 PM

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class
section
of the plane, the woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose
and
shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn't sure why she is
shuddering and goes back to reading.


A few minutes pass.?The woman sneezes again.?She takes a tissue,
gently
wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.?The man is
becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.



A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently again.



The man has finally had enough.?He turns to the woman and says, "Three
times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped
your
nose then shuddered violently.?Are you sending me signals or are you
going
crazy?"



The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you.?I have a rare
condition
and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."



The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says,
I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"



The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."


  
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