[Chronic Diarrhea]

Meh, I wouldn't rat them out. My first spring semester somebody would set off the fire alarm at least once a week, and it would always be between 2:00 and 3:00 am. I always hated it too because there was a $150 fine if you didn't exit the building within 2 minutes or something like that, and myself and my roommate would always take at least 1 minute to realize there was a fire alarm, so we would have to run out in 30 degree weather wearing just boxers, t-shirts, and flip-flops just to prevent from giving up money. oOo:

Our guys also shot one of those super roman candles at the dorm building across from us and placed a huge ass black mark on the wall. THAT pissed the residential life office off for sure. Somebody also threw a pack of bottle rockets down the stairwell, sending off several loud ass shots. Fliers swarm the halls the next day threatening to fine everybody in the building $50. Nobody cratted anybody out, and no fines were given out.

If you do rat somebody out, you risk your entire spring semester coming up to be complete hell. If they find out it was you, prepare to be humiliated and/or get the shit kicked out of you. Dorm life is about crazy ass events like that happening and having fun with it. Being labeled a fag and possibly getting fucked up by the entire building isn't really worth $100 IMO.