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Default 09-19-2006, 03:40 PM
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

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Default 09-19-2006, 03:50 PM
LOL

FAGS SUCK
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 04:59 PM
Speaking of fags...

A pickup line in a gay bar: "Mind if i push in your stool?"

A gay couple and a lesbo couple had a race from NY to Florida. Who won?
Lesbo's won. They did 69 the whole way while the gay couple were still back home packing their shit.

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Default 09-19-2006, 06:25 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":c8a01]What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out![/quote:c8a01]lol
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 08:27 PM
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what did lincoln say after a 3 day drinking spree??


















I FREED WHO??!

I lol'ed, it's all in good fun.
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 11:19 PM
What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.

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Default 09-19-2006, 11:31 PM
knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 11:32 PM
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What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.
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Default 09-19-2006, 11:47 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":7ce65]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:7ce65]

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Default 09-20-2006, 07:04 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":df28b]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:df28b]
BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW

Win!

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Default 09-20-2006, 09:30 AM
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A faggot.
i loled for some reason
  
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Default 09-23-2006, 10:41 AM
A mixed-race family went for a day out at the zoo. When they got there they found out that there was only one cage. In the cage was a small dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
  
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Default 09-23-2006, 06:12 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":df4d4]A mixed-race family went for a day out at the zoo. When they got there they found out that there was only one cage. In the cage was a small dog. It was a Shih Tzu.[/quote:df4d4]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




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Default 09-23-2006, 08:59 PM
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What do you call a polish golf professional?

A faggot.
rofl. its funny cause its true.
  
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Default 09-24-2006, 04:21 AM
A dog walks into a saloon with his arm in a sling and yells:
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..". Thx.
  
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